jane hopkins
ALIASES: “Janathan,” “The Beast.”
SPECIAL SKILLS: Drawing things that don’t exist, accents, movie trivia, elaborate puns, hyperfocusing.
LOVES: Musical theatre, Finnish metal, axolotls, undercuts, horror fiction, spicy tuna, and all the wonderful people in her life.
HATES: Cruelty and ketchup.
BIO: Jane grew up with cats instead of siblings, which explains a lot. From an early age, she loved to write and illustrate her own stories, drawing inspiration from classic 80s fantasy films. She is a graduate of The Royal School of Church Music, completed college in Japan, and spent several years selling high-end lingerie. All of that is totally true. She is honored to perform with her fellow misfits Doug and Ryan.
OBLIGATORY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE: “Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we’re opened, we’re red.” ― Clive Barker
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