DOUG KAYNE is a comedian, writer, actor, teacher, and smart-ass.  He’s performed children’s theatre as a lion, a beast, a rabbit, a hook-handed pirate, and a crazy castaway.  His first screenplay was made into a made-for-TV movie.  He can play a moderately-mean ukulele.  He does spacework like nobody’s business.  He’s done his own stunts.  He loves family, friends, Diet Dr. Pepper, chocolate chip cookies, Star Wars, and comic books.  He hates coffee, root beer, sweet potatoes, and pumpkin.  He also hates writing bios.